Karl tells the Dalai Lama a joke and it fails miserably

  • Published on: 10 June 2011
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  • Runtime : 1:23
  • Today Karl Stefanovic Lisa Wilkinson Dalai Lama Alicia Gorey Ben Fordham Nine jokes Funny viral laugh pizza joke fail interview

COMMENTS: 40

  • lacanard
    lacanard   9 years ago

    the funniest thing from the clip is the way the Aussies say "the Daylai Laima..."

  • Abraham Lincoln
    Abraham Lincoln   22 hours ago

    The way the guy's laughing at his own jokes while the Dali Lama is just sitting there lmao.

  • margalit van bergen
    margalit van bergen   1 days ago

    So many don't get the joke. Oops. Let me try this - - - - -One with everything = pizza with the works ( all the toppings) 🍕One-With-Everything in Buddhist terms, something like 'make me Enlightened' or 'help me reach Nibana' ☁🙏☁😉🌹😃

  • margalit van bergen
    margalit van bergen   1 days ago

    Hilarious! One -With-Everything ! ☁🙏☁And by the by, thank you for changing the 'hot dog' to a 'pizza' 😉

  • nguyen van
    nguyen van   1 weeks ago

    Can someone please explain the joke? It's been 5 years and I came back to watch this

  • E&E
    E&E   2 weeks ago

    Legend has it that his wife immediately became pregnant because if he wasn’t a dad already he just became one with that joke.

  • E&E
    E&E   2 weeks ago

    Lol that joke woulda been so awkward if it was followed by dead silence

  • E&E
    E&E   2 weeks ago

    That guy hasn’t heard a joke in hundreds of years, and is still laughing as we speak.

  • E&E
    E&E   2 weeks ago

    The Dalai Lama hands over a $10 bill, and after a moment asks for his change. The man behind the counter says, "no, change must come from within"

  • E&E
    E&E   2 weeks ago

    The content doesn't matter, if it's less than a minute, I click.

  • Irina A
    Irina A   2 weeks ago

    что есть карма любить тибетских монахов.........моя карма....

  • Irina A
    Irina A   2 weeks ago

    сколько раз смотрю и все время думаю что он дурак что ли.........

  • 3 2
    3 2   3 weeks ago

    Dalai Lama doesn’t eat pizza! He only eats ramen noodles.

  • S M
    S M   3 weeks ago

    Even I didn't get the joke...So am I dalai lama 🤔

  • Al B
    Al B   1 months ago

    Only an Aussie would tell a Buddhism joke to the Dalai Lama.  haha  You guys are awesome!  Cheers from the US

  • daniel1823hd
    daniel1823hd   1 months ago

    His stupid hand gestures on the second telling make this video so golden

  • Khalid Ali
    Khalid Ali   1 months ago

    The joke is kinda underrated 😂😂

  • Doran Moonblade
    Doran Moonblade   1 months ago

    The reason it didn't work is because "one with everything" is not a Buddhist ideology.

  • shotg gaming
    shotg gaming   1 months ago

    Most of the commentators didn't get the joke,But got the laugh from their laugh🤣🤣🤣

  • Jebodiah Jebodobiah
    Jebodiah Jebodobiah   1 months ago

    His holiness the Dalai Lama’s laugh is the cure to depression. 🙏

  • John J
    John J   1 months ago

    What's the name of the female newscaster at the start of the clip?

  • Creature
    Creature   1 months ago

    I bet he'd laugh his ass off if it was properly translated

  • Chuwokha Chishi
    Chuwokha Chishi   1 months ago

    This joke would have worked if just only Dalai Lama knew about choices/options when ordering pizza.He would have laughed then I guess.

  • xwenzl
    xwenzl   1 months ago

    Am I the only that laughed when he told the joke?

  • Waterlec
    Waterlec   1 months ago

    And from that moment onward, the Dali Lama eats a lot of pizza.

  • bingo_fuel
    bingo_fuel   1 months ago

    the blonde lady's just laughing like "LOL that's so many toppings to order" doesn't get it at all🤣

  • Giovanni Galdamez Helmberger

    Dalai Lama at the end of the interview: "I still don't get the joke, I just laughed so you can edit the video later..."

  • Mansfield Property Service MPS

    First time I’ve watched any mainstream news in 10 years. Great comedy, I think im good. Same script around the world

  • Flyzone H&H
    Flyzone H&H   2 months ago

    Australian news channels are the best!

  • zayn
    zayn   2 months ago

    Dalai Lama has a slave boy who goes to the pizza shop for him, not his fault

  • Courtland Coon
    Courtland Coon   2 months ago

    I thought it was a good joke. It's a bummer it didn't go over, but I appreciate the effort

  • Jacobo_ R
    Jacobo_ R   2 months ago

    I still don't get this joke...

  • pduffy4
    pduffy4   2 months ago

    It is a good joke, he just didn't get it.